Oh yeah... admit it. You get butthurt sometimes. Everyone does. So what? It's not the end of the world, though you can certainly allow it to feel that way. But why? Why not do something to completely disarm the crappy feelings of butthurtedness (I just made that up) and feel better? Oh, but you don't know how to do this? Well then... let me help! ;p
Step 1:
Take a selfie when your at your most butthurt: Oh, I know it's hard, but just do it! Smile, don't smile, but let the butthurt FLOW. I mean, have you ever SEEN yourself in butthurt mode? Maybe it's time you did!
Step 2:
Take MORE selfies, only THIS time using the following guidelines. If you're still consumed with your butthurtedness, don't worry! This is when the magic happens!
1. Buy a clown nose and take a selfie with it on.
2. Put underwear on your head and take a selfie.
3. If you wake up in the morning with butthurt, take a bedhead selfie. NO cheating!
4. Take a sheet of paper and draw a frown-face on it, tape it to your butt and take a butt selfie to 'show' your actual butthurt. If your butthurt is at full capacity, draw a really ANGRY face and tape that to your butt and take a butt selfie.
5. If you're more of the video type, tape the sheet of paper with your butthurt face drawn on it, tape it to your butt, put a song-to-twerk to and twerk that butthurt away! Be sure to actually take a video or it really doesn't count. Please upload to youtube. ;p
There are SO many more things you can do to express your butthurt in a way that really matters, that changes not only YOU but the whole butthurt world! You may actually save lives!
Disclaimer: You may not CURE your butthurt by doing the above, but it may help you to OWN that sh*t like a boss!!
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